Friday, November 14, 2008

Genesis (day one)



Chapter 2.
22-If Adam was the only original human, then are we all inbred from him?

Chapter 3.
1-Earlier it explained how God had made all of the creatures on the Earth.   The Serpent was a creature, who represents Satan.  So does this mean that God created the Devil?

Chapter 4.
17-Here it talks about how Cain had sex with his wife.  Where did his wife come from?  Unless he inbred, I thought all the people on Earth were relatives of Adam.
18-Once again, I'm confused as to where these people's wives come from.
19-Well, if I'm going to keep pointing these out, it never says where Lamech's wife came from.

Chapter 7.
2-Well, God created all these creatures.  Then, he wanted to wipe them out, because he saw that they were evil.  But then he decided to save the good ones.  But in line two it says that Noah was to bring the unclean animals with him too.  Doesn't this defeat the purpose of the flood?

Chapter 8.
1-God is supposed to be almighty.  How does almighty God "forget" about Noah?
17-I was just thinking here.  If Noah brought only two of each animal with him, then all animals are inbred, right?
20-I'm sort of confused here.  Apparently God cooked one of each animal?   If my math adds up right (and i'm a star math student) then that would leave only one.  Now how would they reproduce?

Chapter 9.
6-Here it re-mentioned the fact that God created man in his own image.   So, theoretically, God could be you or me.  It just reminded me of the song "What if God were one of us."  And yes, I know it from Austin Powers.

Chapter 10.
2-I just want to touch on the inbred aspect of the bible again.  So Noah  brought his sons with him, and with them, their wives.  So then, who do their kids marry?  Each other?
10-My understanding was that Noah and his family were the last survivors of man kind.  I mean, i giant wave just completely killed everybody.  How are you supposed to make "Kingdoms" with about eight people?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh god henry. oh god. i can just see the whole catholic religion coming after you.
but, all the power to you for starting this blog.
by the way, it's sort of ironic you stole a bible.

Anonymous said...

(i'm adding on) not JUST the catholic religion, the whole christian religion. and, come to think about it, if your analyzing the old testament, the jewish religion too.